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Decision 2008 - Election Fraud - The Unsung Heroes
It all started this morning, Nov 4th; Election Day. I slept “ok” and had no problem shaking off the half bottle of Nyquil I drank the night before. All in all, it was already a successful day. Long story short, I found myself sitting at my desk at exactly 8:50am looking at my iPhone in wonderment. I had received a text message on my iPhone. Wait a minute, I don’t use SMS text messages. It’s email or websites for me, baby! Text is for school children and pussies! Maybe pedophiles but don’t quote me on that. Wait! After reading my text message, I know for a fact that pedophiles use them. Go ahead and quote me. The message informed me I could avoid the long lines by voting tomorrow, Wednesday. Woohooo, and extra day and, hopefully, shorter lines! Wait a minute, my “common senses are tingling”. I think this is a fraudulent bit of information sent to me from a pedophile in San Antonio Texas, from someone I don’t know, that forwarded it from someone else I dont’ know, on election day. Hmmm, I wonder if they are Conservatives?
After almost deleting the message, I figured I had better preserve it for future chuckles by making a screenshot. As I was in the process, it hit me. This is a pedophile from Texas trying to disinfranchise me from my, God given, right to vote for the least awful candidate for President of the United States. If anyone is going to make me waste my opportunity there is a long list of people I actually know who can do it and I, myself, am at the top of that list! Without hesitation I posted the screenshot in as many places on the internet as I could think of. Friends of mine were linking to it and spreading the good word. Below is the actual popup message on my iPhone.
On another note, I think a good indicator of how successful you are at something on the internet can be measured by how many times you have been ripped off by someone else. As evidenced by this jackass, you can clearly see my screenshot with the phone numbers blocked out. If you’re reading this, you just protected the criminals (Conservatives?) from prosecution by hiding their information. I think it might make you an accessory to the crime(s).
At the end of it all, I’m sitting here typing this, feeling pretty good about myself and considering taking up a part-time job. That is, being everything to everyone. Just one of the unsung heroes doing his little part in America!